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confucious say...
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| 1 | Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly. |
| 2 | Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone. |
| 3 | Man who run in front of car get tired; man who run behind car get exhausted. |
| 4 | Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. |
| 5 | Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. |
| 6 | Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. |
| 7 | Man with one chopstick go hungry. |
| 8 | Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. |
| 9 | Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk. |
| 10 | Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth. |
| 11 | War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left. |
| 12 | Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse. |
| 13 | Man who fight with wife all day get no peace at night. |
| 14 | It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it. |
| 15 | Man who drive like hell bound to get there. |
| 16 | Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. |
| 17 | Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement. |
| 18 | Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs. |
| 19 | Crowded elevator smells different to midget. |
| 20 | Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. |
| 21 | Man who fart in church sit in own pew. |
| 22 | Honeymoon that last 7 days make whole week |
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